doctor: how long have you had the symptoms?
hospital homeless guy: a few weeks
doctor: have you been smoking crack?
homeless guy: yes
doctor: well thats not doing shit for you, you should lay off for a while
LOVE THE DIRTY SOUTH
Monday, November 23 @ 3:36
Sunday, November 15 @ 7:19
+ 7:15
went on a roadtrip to atlanta yesterday! started out fucking awesome, georgia aquirium beats baltimore’s by a million! The plan was to see pretty lights, but i was the only one with out tickets and it ended up being sold out. So i hung out with devin instead, all was great untill i had to meet back up with ana and karissa. the night ended in the emergency room, didnt get out till this morning, havn’t slept in over 24 hours and now i probably have swine flu from all homeless crackheads that were in the stupid ghetto atlanta hospital. annd finals are due tomorrow! LOVE MY LIFE
+ 7:03
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
OH MY GOD
+ 6:51
(847): She’s not depressed. She’s just sober. It’s like the same thing.
Thursday, November 12 @ 3:50
Lollllll
omg. my mom still has homecoming pictures on the fridge.
i wish they weren’t so blurry and lol at your fridge, that thing is packed with shit, the one of me on santas lap is so embaressing, i think this was our wear beads around our neck stage
ugh disgusting, i just looked a lot of old pictures today, i may post them?
Tuesday, November 10 @ 5:22
my roommate ana got a tumbler. follow her ! anadon.tumblr.com
+ 5:18
+ 3:25
Sunday, November 8 @ 11:36
i need to take out my surface piercing so bad, but i reallllly dont want to! i tried for like 5 secs the other day, and it didnt come out so i gave up, but i really should take it out. fuck!
Wednesday, November 4 @ 12:17
Saturday, October 31 @ 12:54
“I am a 19th century organ player from france”
-filipe
Monday, October 26 @ 2:12
uh so this is my halloween costume, the snow white one was too expensive. dont even know if i like it, dont even think im gonna end up wearing it.
Sunday, October 25 @ 12:43
today, i got one of them zeno pimple killer machine thingy for 97 cents! for some reason i had this weird impulse to buy it, dont even know why but i hesitantly put it in my basket. I was expecting to back out, when i heard my total at the register. Apparently someone stuck an axe barcode sticker on it, and the cashier rang it up as that.so thats pretty sweet, and im excited to get a pimple to see if it actually works hahaa? today would have been super sweet if only i didnt loose my phone and got my homework done.
Thursday, October 22 @ 9:56
thoughts
1.I have nothing to be working on in class right now
2.I wish I could decide on what to be for halloween
3.work better not schedule me halloween weekend, I told them I was going to md, but they never listen when I ask for days off
4.I wish work would hire more people and stop making me work doubles/find people to take my shifts
5.I just flew my phone across the room, and knocked over my stool on my way to pick it up
6.I’m so over school, really wish this quarter would end
7. I really wanna go to nyc winter break, someone make plans with me!!!!
8.I hope winter break doesn’t suck lots of assholes
9.Is it too soon to think about winter break?
10.I hate my life
